Cruz Beckham, son of Victoria and David Beckham, certainly gave the California paparazzi a piece of his mind the Beckham family arrived to celebrate his mother’s 34th birthday in LA yesterday.

Joe Simpson, the father of one talented daughter, is asking for $1 million dollars for the first baby pictures of his other, not so talented daughter’s unborn child.    

 “Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover.” The news broke this week that Jessica’s younger sibling is pregnant with her now-fiancée Pete Wentz’s child - a claim Wentz has backed off denying.

“The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it,” our source said. One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch “$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album [’Bittersweet World’] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now.”

$60,000 still seems like a lot to pay for toilet paper.

Now that Emma Watson turns 18 she gains sole ownership of her 20 million dollar fortune she received from the Harry Potter movies, which is only fitting because she is now finally able to go to the mall unsupervised.

Emma’s parents apparently made the young multi-millionare sit through a series of money management classes given by Coutts bank. 

Emma’s Potter pal, Daniel Radcliffe, is worth an estimated $48 million.  Unfortunately for the two, they both still look like elves.

Before you read this, if you haven’t already figured it out, this is a spoiler.

Fans of Sex and the City will be devastated to hear that a major character dies in the upcoming movie, unless of course that major character is Miranda.

Actress Cynthia Nixon, who plays Miranda Hobbes, revealed that “a character dies in the movie” at the Creation Nation comedy show in NYC Tuesday.It’s likely that all four female leads are safe since they’re still in the last scenes of the movie, so speculation is now running rampant that Carrie’s love interest, Big (played by Chris Noth), may be the one who dies. In the series, Big had open heart surgery in one of the later episodes.

Mindless Boy votes that Samantha dies of AIDS.

I had my money on syphilis.

Apparently Mary-kate Olsen left the house wearing the following:

Nuff said.

Akon is about as gangster as Martha Stewart.

According to The Smoking Gun, Akon only spent about 5 months in jail, as opposed to the four and a half year prison stint he raps about. He was also not the “ringleader” of a “notorious car theft ring,” rather he just stole a car, drove to Georgia and was promptly arrested for driving while black.

In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.

So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview.

What are they going to uncover next? Fifty Cent wasn’t shot, Dr. Dre never took his MCATs, and Eminem is really an albino black person? 

Above is a picture of Britney Spears following a traffic accident on a freeway in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening. Britney’s life was allegedly saved by a “Country Airbag” (Read: the small child sitting on her lap.)    

Just Kidding… but in all seriousness she was probably recording new segments for her upcoming video memoirs. 

Troubled pop star Britney Spears will release a series of personal video diaries on the Internet, according to reports. Spears has been documenting her turbulent life through video diaries over the last six months, and is rumored to be releasing the emotive footage through the Web or on MTV. “Although some of it is really sad to watch, especially the parts where she is close to breakdown, others are dynamite.”  

Although there is a lot of buzz surrounding these videos, I’m not sure anyone really cares to see Britney Spears in the last 6 months of her career, personally I’d rather watch re-runs of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” with my pants around my ankles.

 

A source confirmed to usmagazine.com and OK! magazine’s Web site that that Ashlee Simpson, 23, is expecting her first child with fiance Pete Wentz, 28.

 

Due to the nature of the source, it is unclear if this information is definite but what is known is that the child will be a gay boy who sings like a girl… when they’re not lip syncing. 

Although we don’t have confirmation from the couple themselves, Ashlee did confirm her engagement to the Fall Out Boy frontman.

Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine’s Web site. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.”

 

Now that we know that Ashlee Simpson is getting married to Pete Wentz, the only question left is when the boy is going to fall out. 

Paris Hilton apologized to Kim Kardashian after dissing the reality TV star’s brilliant backside on live radio.  When asked during an interview if she would ever swap butts with the former Playboy spank-poster princess, Hilton declined, describing Kardashian’s dumper as “cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”  She then added, “It’s gross.”

When blogtastic socialite Perez Hilton went public with the transcript from the radio interview on his Web site Monday, Paris was mortified (read: caught being a two-timing whore) and has since apologized to Kardashian.

Hilton tells In Touch, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

I'd dip my carrot in that cottage cheese!

Kardashian confirmed Hilton’s apologize, adding, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids, and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”  

It makes sense that Paris would hate on Kim for having a bubble butt.  Paris has less ass than the 4th graders that hang out at the mall food court.