Jared Fogle Porn GuruOk, I know this isn’t exactly a new story, but it’s new to me, and being that I wasted many mindless years of my young life working at Subway, I felt that this was worthy of a post.

It turns out that there were more activities that influenced Jared Fogle’s massive weight-loss than just brisk exercise and eating Subway subs that have 6 grams of fat or less.

According to VH1’s Best Week Ever:

While studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

So the big story here is that fat people watch a lot of porn. Not really news, but it’s kind of unsettling to know that a compulsive masterbator named Jared would go on tour from Subway to Subway meeting owners, customers and employees. I doubt the peo ple shaking his hand at every stop knew that they were getting more than they bargained for.

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