Britney Spears’ mom, Lynne Spears has an upcoming tell all book about her daughter’s troubled life entitled Through the Storm. Wow, how hard it must be to have a child make millions before they can legally take ownership of their money. Anyway, the book didn’t come out yet, but a copy was leaked to The Sun and we’ve got the deets:

• 14-year-old Britney had sex with an 18-year-old high school football player after she quit Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club TV show and returned to Kentwood, Louisiana.
• She had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.
• At 16, Britney was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet.
• Lynne Spears let 16-year-old Britney sleep with Justin Timberlake while continuing to claim publicly that she was a virgin because she “thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Britney and her mom have been estranged since 2006 when she went crazy following the collapse of her marriage to male gold digger Kevin Federline. It’s pretty obvious that with the release of her memoirs, Lynne aims to keep it that way. Essentially, Through the Storm is a “how to” guide on whoring out your sloppy ho of a daughter for millions… and a book deal.

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