Britney Spears’ mom, Lynne Spears has an upcoming tell all book about her daughter’s troubled life entitled Through the Storm. Wow, how hard it must be to have a child make millions before they can legally take ownership of their money. Anyway, the book didn’t come out yet, but a copy was leaked to The Sun and we’ve got the deets:

• 14-year-old Britney had sex with an 18-year-old high school football player after she quit Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club TV show and returned to Kentwood, Louisiana.
• She had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.
• At 16, Britney was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet.
• Lynne Spears let 16-year-old Britney sleep with Justin Timberlake while continuing to claim publicly that she was a virgin because she “thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Britney and her mom have been estranged since 2006 when she went crazy following the collapse of her marriage to male gold digger Kevin Federline. It’s pretty obvious that with the release of her memoirs, Lynne aims to keep it that way. Essentially, Through the Storm is a “how to” guide on whoring out your sloppy ho of a daughter for millions… and a book deal.

I leave you with this…

Above is a picture of Britney Spears following a traffic accident on a freeway in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening. Britney’s life was allegedly saved by a “Country Airbag” (Read: the small child sitting on her lap.)    

Just Kidding… but in all seriousness she was probably recording new segments for her upcoming video memoirs. 

Troubled pop star Britney Spears will release a series of personal video diaries on the Internet, according to reports. Spears has been documenting her turbulent life through video diaries over the last six months, and is rumored to be releasing the emotive footage through the Web or on MTV. “Although some of it is really sad to watch, especially the parts where she is close to breakdown, others are dynamite.”  

Although there is a lot of buzz surrounding these videos, I’m not sure anyone really cares to see Britney Spears in the last 6 months of her career, personally I’d rather watch re-runs of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” with my pants around my ankles.