Mariah Carey waves goodbye to Purple

The new year brings with it new scandals, new styles and some much needed new gossip.  Last year we saw all our favorite people decked out looking like Barney the dinosaur.  Who knows what 2009 will bring.  Will this be the year of green?  That would be my guess, since all of a sudden hybrids are cool and Hummers make you look like an even bigger douchebag than they did in ‘08.

Whatever this year brings, I’m sure it will be fun to analyze, mock and poke fun at from the safetly of the internet.  While we’re here, let’s take a look back at the year in purple that was.  Later Purple…

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OMFG she's hot

I came across this picture and it made me mess myself. That being said, Heroes is one of the worst shows I’ve ever had to sit through. A friend of mine subjected me to it the other day and aside from this hot piece of ass, the show is absolute garbage in my opinion.

Picture the X-men, excepts not bad ass, lots of b-list actors, an annoying Chinese kid, and no Wolverine. Then to make up for that, you get Hayden Panettirere’s sweater kittens bouncing everywhere you go. Idk, maybe it’s a good trade.

What do you think. I included some pictures. Maybe she does make any show good. Lets get her a cooking special.

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Seriously dude? In the words of one of my favorite comedians Josh Sneed:
“I want to know who was waiting for you to get ready, and you popped out and they were like ‘you look fine, let’s go.’ Because I would like to have a word with them.”

Kanye West has been talking about taking a break from music to focus on a new fashion line known as Pastelle.

I wanna make music and I like to perform. I like that, but I really like to design. I’m going to go and take an internship with something and just do something that’s like completely normal, and just rap on the weekends or something.
- Kanye West said -

I was blown away from the planet when he told me. I know he’s very serious about this - I don’t take it as a joke - but how can I imagine him being my intern? It’s a very extreme situation.
- Belgian designer Simons told the New York Times -

Well let’s just hope Kanye West finds a better outfit for his first day at Simons that a sweatshirt with what looks to be painted on suspenders.

Michelle Williams, the mingey seeyounexttuesday pictured above with the late Heath Ledger (who symbolizes all that is man) apparently does not care for having her picture taken by the paparazzi. She recently said “It’s very wearing to be a celebrity,” a piece of wisdom that must have missed her while she was whoring out her teen years for the WB on Dawson’s Creek.

“I wonder if people are going to follow me or if someone is going to pop out of nowhere with a camera. I get very angry but I’m trying not to let it stop me from living.”

Michelle, your a chick who’s not even hot, yet people still want to take your picture. You have tons of money, and you got to bag one of the coolest people to ever live in Heath Ledger.

Heath on the other hand, went out like Kurt Cobain, and yet continues to entertain us by making blockbuster smash hits like The Dark Knight
from seemly beyond the grave. Maybe you should have learned a thing or to from Mr. Ledger.

Michelle, Why so Serious?

Pretty effen cool. Best movie of the year for sure. I’ll be getting mine on Blu-Ray from Netflix in approximately 6 weeks when it’s finally my turn to get a copy… gay.

They say that Obama is the biggest celebrity in the world. A good friend of mine, who is apparently trying to effectively ride Obama’s coat-tails (Rims?) has started a social movement in the wake of this election via his t-shirts that read “I voted for the Black Half.”

Essentially, Obama is 50% black, and my friend is 0% white yet 100% jealous (of Obama’s blackness, not the Presidency.) A little over 50% of the country voted for Obama. Of that 53 odd percent, some were voting for the white half of Obama, and some were voting for the black half of Obama. By wearing a BlackHalf T-Shirt, you can explain with half you voted for.

Personally, I just went with whatever half knew how to use a computer, and did not believe that at some point in history, two of every animal boarded a boat and set out into a rainstorm…

Anyway, check out blackhalf.com, buy a T-Shirt, and wear it proudly. It’s what your ancestors would have wanted.

It turns out that Nicole Scherzinger front woman for The Pussy Cat Dolls has been lying about her age.

Nicole Scherzinger has set the record straight.

She revealed in a new interview wtth Blender that she’s lied about her age in the past.

The Pussycat Dolls website incorrectly lists her age as 28-years old.

The doll is really the big 3-0.

Two hollywood years looser, but I’d still slam that in a heartbeat.

Here are some photos of the doll and her 30 year-old pus…

Ok, I know this isn’t exactly a new story, but it’s new to me, and being that I wasted many mindless years of my young life working at Subway, I felt that this was worthy of a post.

It turns out that there were more activities that influenced Jared Fogle’s massive weight-loss than just brisk exercise and eating Subway subs that have 6 grams of fat or less.

According to VH1’s Best Week Ever:

So the big story here is that fat people watch a lot of porn. Not really news, but it’s kind of unsettling to know that a compulsive masterbator named Jared would go on tour from Subway to Subway meeting owners, customers and employees. I doubt the peo ple shaking his hand at every stop knew that they were getting more than they bargained for.

Britney Spears’ mom, Lynne Spears has an upcoming tell all book about her daughter’s troubled life entitled Through the Storm. Wow, how hard it must be to have a child make millions before they can legally take ownership of their money. Anyway, the book didn’t come out yet, but a copy was leaked to The Sun and we’ve got the deets:

• 14-year-old Britney had sex with an 18-year-old high school football player after she quit Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club TV show and returned to Kentwood, Louisiana.
• She had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.
• At 16, Britney was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet.
• Lynne Spears let 16-year-old Britney sleep with Justin Timberlake while continuing to claim publicly that she was a virgin because she “thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Britney and her mom have been estranged since 2006 when she went crazy following the collapse of her marriage to male gold digger Kevin Federline. It’s pretty obvious that with the release of her memoirs, Lynne aims to keep it that way. Essentially, Through the Storm is a “how to” guide on whoring out your sloppy ho of a daughter for millions… and a book deal.

I leave you with this…